Reindeer are selfish little jerks.
The thing that always bothered me about the "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" song (besides the stupid add-ons that bored children think are insanely clever) was the fact that the other reindeer don't want to have anything to do with Rudolph until they can use him in some way.
"Gee Rudolph, we treated you like garbage before, but now that you're the only one who can get us out of this mess, we think you're just great!"
Fuck that! it's like that piece of crap "Skater Boy" song by the no-talent Avril Lavigne, where the girl only regrets breaking up with a guy because he later becomes famous.
Forget you Avril, and forget those other jerk Reindeer.
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